Luke was recently described as having “the intelligence of a Dolphin and the heart of a Lion, but the fitness and legs of a 76-year-old flower arranger” by LadManager Jim RR.
The ‘Big Cheese’ is the bad boy of the team, having quit football in his teens because it interfered with his hangovers. He was coaxed out of retirement with the promise of post-match beers and a Rocky-esque comeback tale. The only player in the team that owns a leather jacket. A fan favourite with the ladies.
The definition of a confidence player, Luke is his own biggest critic, and can terrify opponents by scorning himself in the third person. One bad pass and he can turn into an emotional wreck, but one neat finish and he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.